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Hey, fellow Twilight haters Iapos;m so glad The Venom Apple has its own community TWILIGHT HATERS UNITE

So yes, getting to my point. Iapos;m sure my roommate and I arenapos;t the only ones who are wondering how in the hell Edward was able to knock up Bella in Breaking Dawn (which is officially one of the WORST books Iapos;ve EVER tried to read). How, I ask you? HOW? Stephenie Meyer said when one becomes a vampire, all his/her body fluids become venom. Wouldnapos;t that include semin? Going with that theory, wouldnapos;t doing Bella put his venom in her body, thus making vampirism a sort of STD? Wouldnapos;t that turn her into a vampire, getting his venom in her system? And thatapos;s without thinking of this:�All right--if all of Edwardapos;s body fluids are venom, wouldnapos;t that mean he has no blood?�If he has no blood, he has no circulation to his, shall we say, "area". If he has no bloodflow to his "area", he canapos;t get it up. If he canapos;t get it up, thereapos;s no WAY he could aid in conception. He also wouldnapos;t be fertile because he has no semin, thus a sperm count of zip, zulch, nada. Iapos;m telling you, people, it just makes no sense�No sense at all I bet Stephenie Meyer failed both biology and health class. Youapos;d think, with 3 kids of her own, sheapos;d know where babies come from When asked about how Edward could possibly be fertile, she said "Venom works miracles". Riiiiiight...What a cop-out answer Admit it, Meyer you nitwit--you totally didnapos;t think of that at all�I laughed so hard at that part of the book after my initial WTF-this-is-stupid reaction. God, what a horrible book series. What a waste of my life reading it. All it is is a bunch of cheesy, melodramatic, Mary Sue and Gary Stu crap.
~Abby
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